What I don’t like about Spanking films.

Do you know,until I met that naughty Sarah,I hadn’t ever watched a spanking film?  I do believe she led me astray.  Not that I am complaining.  I rather like looking at all the spanking films now.  It is rather difficult to choose just one per week so let me tell you what DOESN’T do it for me.

Screams and yells,  I do rather hate it when the man or woman are shouting their heads off.  Spanking is a bit like childbirth,painful but worth it in the end.  No need to make quite so much fuss  during it is there?  Don’t get me wrong,I don’t want silence,that is actually worse,quite boring in fact.  Some realistic oohs and ahhhs do it for me everytime.

Spankers who cup their hands or unrealistically raise the noise level of the whack.  If you are going to make a spanking film,make a spankiong film,don’t pretend to spank.  I know sites that do this and it rather insults our intelligence.  Maybe I only notice because I have been involved in spanking movies myself.  It is a definite no no for me.

Spanking films which result in blood.  Hate this more then anything.  I like a good spanking,not a beating.  I know that there must be a market for this material but it is not for me.

Spanking films without storylines.  I want a story,even if it is a cheesey one.  I want to know why the spanking is taking place.

Slow motion cam  Boring!

Subtitles,can’t stand this at all.

I think that is it,if I think of anything else,I will come back and edit it.

 

Auntie Katie